Posted by: adventlife | May 1, 2016

A few points to ponder

Ponder

If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal…

A whale swims all day, only eats fish & drinks water, but is still fat…

A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn’t run and does mostly nothing except eat, yet it lives for 150 years.

And they tell us to exercise? I don’t think so

Now that I’m older, here’s what I’ve discovered:

1. I started out with nothing,
and I still have most of it.

2. Funny, I don’t remember
being absent-minded

3 If all is not lost,
then where the heck is it?

4. It was a whole lot easier to get older
than it was to get wiser.

  1. I wish the buck really did stop here,
    I sure could use a few of them.

    6. Kids in the back seat
    cause accidents.

    7. Accidents in the back seat
    cause kids.

    8. It’s hard to make a comeback
    when you haven’t been anywhere.

    9. It’s not hard to meet expenses . . .
    They’re everywhere.

    10. The only difference between
    a rut and a grave is the depth.

    11. Have I sent this message to you before…
    or did I get it from you?

    Please be kind to the elderly

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