If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal…
A whale swims all day, only eats fish & drinks water, but is still fat…
A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn’t run and does mostly nothing except eat, yet it lives for 150 years.
And they tell us to exercise? I don’t think so
Now that I’m older, here’s what I’ve discovered:
1. I started out with nothing,
and I still have most of it.
2. Funny, I don’t remember
3 If all is not lost,
then where the heck is it?
4. It was a whole lot easier to get older
than it was to get wiser.
- I wish the buck really did stop here,
I sure could use a few of them.
6. Kids in the back seat
7. Accidents in the back seat
8. It’s hard to make a comeback
when you haven’t been anywhere.
9. It’s not hard to meet expenses . . .
10. The only difference between
a rut and a grave is the depth.
11. Have I sent this message to you before…
or did I get it from you?
Please be kind to the elderly