Humor

Some Funny Anecdotes

A Farmer’s Answer

A busload of politicians, on a “fact-finding” trip to speak to constituents, went missing. Members of the Secret Service and other law enforcement agencies hit the ground in search of them. Following an old road, they saw the bus crashed in a field and a farmer working nearby. The conversation with the farmer went like this:
Agents: Was that wrecked bus filled with politicians from Washington?
Farmer: Yup.
Agents: Where are they now?
Farmer: Buried ’em.
Agents: They all died in the crash?
Farmer: Some of ’em said they were alive but you know how politicians lie. …

More: https://adventlife.wordpress.com/2012/08/21/some-funny-anecdotes/

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Cigars’ Fire Insurance.

“This took place inCharlotte,North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost ‘in a series of small fires.’ The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued and WON! … More: ===>

https://adventlife.wordpress.com/2012/06/27/cigars-fire-insurance/

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Gold Medal for Obama

This story might be old, but it should survive the axe. I decided to transfer it from our old web site which will soon disappear from cyber space.

“The International Olympic Committee announced Monday that it has taken back the gold medal previously awarded to American skier Lindsey Vonn and given it to U.S. President Barack Obama. Olympic officials said Obama deserved the medal more than Vonn because no one has ever gone downhill faster than he has.” More:===>

Source: http://www.ihatethemedia.com/olympic-committee-takes-back-american-skier-lindsey-vonns-gold-medal

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A Robber’s Demand

Late one night inWashington,D.C., a robber jumped a well-dressed man and stuck a gun to his back.

“Give me your money!” The robber demanded.

The man stiffened, and protested indignantly, “You can’t do this to me! I’m aU.S.congressman!”

“In that case, give me MY money!” The robber said.

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Bush to be honored by the Obama Administration

In a reconciliatory move by the Obama administration, the president has asked the U. S. Board on Geographical Names to name the fault line beneath Haiti after the 43rd president of the United States, George W. Bush. This particular fracture in the tectonic plate will henceforth be called “Bush’s Fault.”

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