A few points to ponder

If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal…

A whale swims all day, only eats fish & drinks water, but is still fat…

A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn’t run and does mostly nothing except eat, yet it lives for 150 years.

And they tell us to exercise? I don’t think so

Now that I’m older, here’s what I’ve discovered:

1. I started out with nothing,
and I still have most of it.

2. Funny, I don’t remember
being absent-minded

3 If all is not lost,
then where the heck is it?

4. It was a whole lot easier to get older
than it was to get wiser.

5. I wish the buck really did stop here,
   I sure could use a few of them.

   6. Kids in the back seat
   cause accidents.

   7. Accidents in the back seat
   cause kids.

   8. It’s hard to make a comeback
   when you haven’t been anywhere.

   9. It’s not hard to meet expenses . . .
   They’re everywhere.

   10. The only difference between
   a rut and a grave is the depth.

   11. Have I sent this message to you before…
   or did I get it from you?

   Please be kind to the elderly

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